Pewdie is a gamer guy, Pewdie lets the brofists fly. Pewdie loves his Cutiepie, they both let Sumatoris die. Pewdie shoots a monster lass, Pewdie sees a monster ass. Pewdie does as Pewdie do, and he takes Stephano too. Pewdie keeps the faster pace, 'till purple monsters eat his face. Pewdie spins his Happy Wheels, Pewdie likes how Vespa feels. Pewdie gets some major air, "Dad, I'm falling!" "I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!"